My original idea - which got completely lost in this -
is that Grand Slam is a boilermaker in a can. You pull the tab which triggers a widget that releases a shot of whiskey into the beer
(the same way CO2 is released into some canned beers).
I originally made this in Flash, then re-did it in After Effects, lengthening it in the process.
Perhaps 1 minute pushes a silly idea too far. Or does it?
And for those naysayers who don't think they'll ever use high school math - I actually solved a quadratic equation,
then differentiated it, to get the timing for the beeps at the beginning!